what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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