gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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