Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
