people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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