Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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