she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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