I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
