WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
