So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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