Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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