It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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