We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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