Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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