yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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