Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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