4 words: hood of his car
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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