the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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