I want to have your abortion
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My pussy is not your playground.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Randomize
