I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
