its not stalking. its research.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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