I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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