This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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