Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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