ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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