Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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