How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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