I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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