either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He did a backflip because drugs
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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