nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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