good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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