New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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