So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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