I think I won the penis lottery.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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