Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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