Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
