THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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