I'm really into asian looking animals
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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