What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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