I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
that may or may not have been my penis.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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