She announced her abortion via fbk
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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