quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
