We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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