Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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