dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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