return my video game
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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