I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Are we still banned from the library?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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