She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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