so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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