Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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