I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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